...is forgetting to tot, visit the patch, kiss, dance, or whatever for hours on end because you're reading random SCP articles.

...is forgetting to set timers for these things after repeatedly reminding yourself to.

...is having a massive wishlist at the end of the holiday and very little currency to spend.

...is seeing "You have visited the bathhouse 1 day in a row!"

...is going to a page and forgetting why you went there in the first place